Words of wisdom
Oh my boobs look awesome today! I feel like a porn star (in a good way)
Oh some guy just came in my face and now I have jizz in my hair. I feel like a porn star (in a bad way)
Does anyone remember this girl group? They came on the radio one day when I was driving home from work. What a bunch of losers! That song ‘Never Ever’ um…. No wonder he dumped you! You were obviously needy, a little crazy and super lame! OH MY GOD! He dumped you! Leave him alone!!!!
No wonder the Spice Girls ruled the world in the 90s!!
So you know that moment when your work has a Hawaiian shirt and jeans day and you’re the only one who decides to celebrate it? Yeah, that just happened to me!
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